Previous Dating Experience Shared

I'm posting this because it still makes me smile...This happened a couple of weeks ago. Enjoy..

Normally I don't share too much about my personal and private activities but I want to share this because it made me laugh out loud ---at myself.... Happy Monday everyone!


As I always I enjoy social events, such as parties;gallery openings;movie nights; and dinner [plays;gatherings;theater –you get the picture. Due to my hectic life and responsibilities, I try to find a balance between leisure time, family fun, staying healthy, and work. My professional life is [extremely] structured to a point that it drives my co-workers insane [as most of you know], secondly my family stability and consistency is my main priority [it makes my house,a home] BUT my personal and fun activities are often very, very spontaneous, somewhat experimental, and exciting! Sometimes a bit too exciting and experimental...



Last night I received a call from my hair stylist. He and his boyfriend are not only extremely talented, they are much fun to be with. They were invited for a party and asked me to join them. After they picked me up from my favorite pick up place [ I still don't like to drive at night], dressed me up, we arrived at the party. For this occasion we were totally dressed up. I wore an afro wig, hot pants, thigh-boots, nail art and so much make up that I barely recognized myself in the mirror. Erwin and his man were dressed up like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton - seriously, they looked gorgeous LOL. This dude came up to me dressed up as a hip hop guru, and told me he had not figured out yet if I was more a Beyonce or a Kimora Lee Simmons. He said he was JayZ tonight, and he would like to have an affair with Kimora {if Beyonce was ok with that.] It was soo crazy that I decided to play the role of Kimora and Beyonce depending on our role play and don't take "affair" literally please. There was a stage and I performed and danced on "naughty girl" from Beyonce. "JayZ" pulled me up the stage when they had "crazy in love" on the tables. Now you might think ok what's the big deal.. this is boring … my regular evening out got a little twist.. At 4 am decided I needed my beauty sleep.. I thanked JayZ for his charming and amusing role play with me, he then hugged me good bye [no, we did not exchange numbers] and told me if I ever needed a secretary or executive manager he would be available to assist me. I told him that I always support feministic views that typical women's jobs could easily be done by mem, and vice versa.
JayZ responded as followed, and I quote:

" for that I have to wait for my SEX CHANGE and I have not saved enough money for a PENIS yet .....................................

OMG: I completely forgot that the majority of the public in this joint was gay… JayZ was a woman YIKES but what a D*** GOOD impersonation of JAYZ.. Luckily for me that I'm not a girl that puts her tongue in every person or stranger she meets EVER ..STILL DOUBLE YIKES

Erwin and his man are teasing me ever since. They suggested that I should go out with them more often. I have to think about that one.

Now you can laugh ...

Hugzz Dahlings,


Angry Asian Cookie.