A Perfect Day - Smile

PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN:
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs..
1:00 Shopping with friends.

3:00 Nap.
4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.
4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage
5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
10:00 Hot shower. Alone.
10:30 Make love.
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling. 1
1:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN:
6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin-1249 lbs.
5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Bush resigns.
7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 Oz. New York strip.
9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
11:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.

Hugzzz Dahlings,


angryasiancookie.in.dc@gmail.com

Substitutes for a boyfriend

Every day I take a run either in a park or when I'm not in the DC Metro Area I try to find the closest beach nearby. The beach and the sea has a calming and soothing effect on me. My dog Hugo enjoys a long run, and he's very playful. He's a little mudd and I adore him. My cat Donovan is the sweetest and funniest cat you can imagine. He knocks on doors with his little paws, he "talks" and answers you when you "talk" to him - simple adorable. This morning my pets woke me up by just looking at me. When I finally woke up, Donovas started to "talk" and put his paws around my face, soo cute. Then Hugo jumped on my lap and "gave" me his tummy to scratch.

Who needs a man when you have all the admirers you need? *smile*






Hugzzz Dahlings,


angryasiancookie.in.dc@gmail.com

The Scent Of a Man

Today I was rushing from one meeting to another while working with three separate schedules and a final relocation on my mind. I try to visit at least one gallery or play per week during my lunch break. It was beautiful outside and decide to walk in downtown DC towards the National Gallery.

I was day dreaming about my relocation; about my baby girl's audition for Hannah Montana; and King when I older man passed me by. I caught a breeze of his scent and it reminded me of my first boyfriend; how odd..
A scent of a man is very important to me. I'm not referring to his aftershave or cologne but his natural scent. When we disregard what our noses tell us, we can find ourselves mired in partnerships that breed sexual discontent, infertility, and even—in extreme cases—unhealthy offspring. And if you had good memories of a man who's aftershave was "Ralph Lauren", the next time chances are that if you meet a man at a party who's wearing the stuff, your nose will tell you to get closer to this individual. Culture and conditioning play an important part in how we perceive odors.
For example, while most people enjoy the scents of both pizza and roses, few would be interested in a cologne that smells like a pepperoni pie. Perfumes contain scents from blooms, and not bakeries because flowers are symbols for life, fertility and romance in most cultures. People's response to perfume is more than just conditioning. There are some odors such as the rich scent of roses or the sweet smell of ripe apples, that we naturally enjoy because of our genetic heritage.

I read a research article from a professor in Chemistry at IU. When humans were evolving millions of years ago, those that were attracted to the lush scents of flowers and ripe fruit got a better diet and therefore had more and healthier children than those proto-humans whose malfunctioning sniffers led them to eat hard, unripe fruits or rotting meat; yikes.

In one particular case I'd met a men via a business acquaintance.She convinced me he had commodities with my interest, he was handsome, educated and caring. After about three months I finally gave in, and agreed to meet this individual for lunch. When I'm unable to project the outcome of a blind date, I prefer a lunch date as oppose to a dinner date; it gives you the opportunity to have a conversation but also a reason to politely warp up, and get back to work when expectations aren't met.
When this individual walked towards me, and asked if I was Angry Asian Cookie, I noticed he was polished, and nicely groomed. However, he was carring a body odor around himself that forced me [during the course of our conversation and lunch] to be excused three times to visit the ladies room. The scent of this individual had made me lose my appetite, and in my mind I knew I had already made a decision about where I would go with this particular date.

A few days ago my dating site sent me a profile of a man who was very specific about his expectations and I quote:

I like a woman who has a pleasant scent, and is clean both up and down..if you know what I mean.

I thought it was so funny he expressed that in such manner, but I cannot blame him hygiene is a very important selection tool and according to research at least as important if not the most important factor if selecting a partner.



Hugzzz Dahlings,


angryasiancookie.in.dc@gmail.com