Threats of Insanity

Last night GI JOE started to chat with me. I was hoping he moved on from our last conversation and that we could have a normal chit chat. This is a copy of our chat:


GI JOE: yeah so what are you up tooo
GI JOE: at home yet
Angry Asian Cookie: yes
GI JOE: you still haven’t hooked up the web cam for me
Angry Asian Cookie: I don't think that's a wise thing to do at this point GI JOE
Angry Asian Cookie: I'm currently preparing for my salsa class
Angry Asian Cookie: I'm substituting
GI JOE: when do I get a lesson
GI JOE: Im a sex ed teacher, first lesson is free
Angry Asian Cookie: hmm where is this going...
GI JOE: ;)
Angry Asian Cookie: ok
GI JOE: you have no idea what I'm want to do to you
GI JOE: when we meet, I can’t promise you what’s going to happen or what’s not gonna happen
Angry Asian Cookie: really oh so you believe we'll meet... how interesting
Angry Asian Cookie: fascinating
Angry Asian Cookie: I don't think so GI JOE
GI JOE: >:)
Angry Asian Cookie: I probably have to tell you this again, maybe you've missed it the last time we spoke - although I have a though time imagining that but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
GI JOE: ok
Angry Asian Cookie: I met a person via a friend from my brother
Angry Asian Cookie: and I like him a lot
GI JOE: ok
GI JOE: so
Angry Asian Cookie: does this ring a bell....
GI JOE: no, I can only remember that I want to marry you
Angry Asian Cookie: GI JOE ok you need to hear this again and I'll send a copy of this chat to your email. Please read carefully and focus.
Angry Asian Cookie: as I mentioned before never intended to fall in love
Angry Asian Cookie: but I am falling
GI JOE: but
Angry Asian Cookie:I like this individual
GI JOE: so what are you telling me
Angry Asian Cookie: I want to let you know that
Angry Asian Cookie: he's far away
GI JOE: you are telling me this for a reason
Angry Asian Cookie: yes I did that the last time we chatted too. Ok this is what happened. It will help you understand the dynamics - I hope. He came to town a couple of weeks ago
Angry Asian Cookie: and we started to talk
Angry Asian Cookie: nothing physical happened
GI JOE: so why didnt I fall into this category
Angry Asian Cookie: we understand each other
Angry Asian Cookie: ?
Angry Asian Cookie: what do you mean
Angry Asian Cookie: he was here for work
Angry Asian Cookie: and my brothers friend introduced me to him
Angry Asian Cookie: it wasn't planned or anything
GI JOE: so Im out of the picture now
GI JOE: so Im out of the picture now
GI JOE: so Im out of the picture now
Angry Asian Cookie: GI JOE read and listen first. I want to let you know what's going on and I want you to understand this and accept the facts.
GI JOE: you never answered the question
Angry Asian Cookie: we are talking
Angry Asian Cookie: him and I
GI JOE: but you like him. I never got that far
Angry Asian Cookie: no GI JOE you and I never got that far; we never met. That's why even a relationship is doubtful and marriage with you has never been a reality to me
GI JOE: so our marriage is off?
Angry Asian Cookie: GI JOE, I never had the intention to marry you as I have stated several times.
GI JOE: Why not
Angry Asian Cookie: for one: I have never met you. I don’t love you, I don’t know you
Angry Asian Cookie: I still don’t understand why you want to marry a person, you've never met or know. Totally we’ve been chatting maybe 8 times.. Now, every individual can tell you that’s no foundation for a relationship and certainly not a marriage.
Angry Asian Cookie: at least not in my world of reality
Angry Asian Cookie: GI JOE focus
Angry Asian Cookie:I do believe that in all honesty that there was not a realistic edge of reasoning
Angry Asian Cookie: as a person who cares about people in general, I wonder how you expected me to fall in love or marry you without even seen you.
Angry Asian Cookie: marriage cannot be taken lightly. It's not a decision you make from one day to another. As a person who cares about others I just wonder how you could have build such expectations
Angry Asian Cookie: from me to you. I believe you are probably a great person. But allow a woman [in this case not me] to get to know you better. The both of you need to know how you could make a relationship work, you cannot expect that to do after the fact of marriage
Angry Asian Cookie: it’s intriguing how your mind works. Fascinating at minimum.
Angry Asian Cookie: I hope you’ll be ok
Angry Asian Cookie: I hope you'll find what you are looking for.
GI JOE: I’m not going to stand here and watch you fall for another guy
GI JOE: I’m taking my leave and this is unacceptable
Angry Asian Cookie: Accept it and the sooner you will, the sooner your sanity will come back
GI JOE: you cannot marry anyone else
Angry Asian Cookie: Who said anything about marriage? Is there anything in between for you?? Pardon me? I said I won’t marry YOU. And I repeat what I already said before in our conversation last week. I didn’t say I marry someone else. I couldn't do that with no one at this point
GI JOE: you’re not marrying anyone else, I won’t accept it
Angry Asian Cookie: GI JOE get a grip. I'm done being polite and diplomatic. I’m ending this conversation. Face reality my dear and move on. I hope that you’ll talk with someone about this – a health care professional preferable a counselor. My best for you.
GI JOE: this is not over. You can’t end this.
Angry Asian Cookie: Goodbye.


This freaks the h*** out of me. I"m unsure if this is a threat or what I have to think. I know one thing though - I'm not communicating with this person ever again. This is insane.

Hugzzz Dahlings,


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