My friends, and I decided to hang out @ one of our favorite joints. Usually we start @ boysboysandpoets, and crash there until everyone arrives. As a group we’ll decide where to go from there. The consensus in our groups and it’s core manifestations are a positive attitude; curiosity for current/international affairs;fun; love; and music. I’m the group's cookie – meaning if I can punk you I will, and they still love me for it *grin*.
BB is my brother’s personal security guard and he subsequently drives me around @ night, unless I want more privacy. This particular evening I was upbeat, and chatty.
One of my brother’s frat’s was in town, and I was “ordered” to entertain this individual.
In Dr. H’s vocabulary entertainment means: take him out for dinner, introduce him to your friends, take him to the theater, movies and lounges.
What Dr. H wants, Dr. H. normally gets, unless I have plans of my own. BB drove around for over 30 minutes, without finding a parking spot in the vicinity of our meeting spot. It was already dark as he finally ended up parking a couple of blocks away in a quiet neighborhood, but it doesn’t bother me. I like to walk, get some fresh air, and talk at the same time.
When each one of us is crashing in one by one, my brother’s frat gets acquainted with everyone. We laughed, shared anecdotes and gossiped about YOU lol. Anyways, we decided to hit the Geisha Lounge, BB; my brother’s frat; and I took a stroll back to the car to find my car in the midst of a drug raid. When I took a closer look at were the car was parked [remember that BB drove and I was chit chatting without paying attention whereas we parked], I recognized that we had parked in *Lion’s street.
I decided after some hesitation to send *Lion a note that there’s was a raid across his apartment. Meanwhile BB negotiated with the police, and we drove my car safely out of that area. We met with my friends and around 1:00 AM, I was back home.
I turned on my phone, and read the first reply message from * Lion
*Lion @ 01/19/2008 12:36 AM – Angry Asian Cookie: Yikes thanks for informing me.
*Lion @ 01/20/08 8:46 AM - Your car was parked in my block?
Angry Asian Cookie @ 8:49 AM – Lion: Happy Sunday and Good Morning, Yes,
my car was parked in front of your building when the police raided the house
across your street. There were dogs and I had to wait before I could remove my
car from the scene.
Angry Asian Cookie @ 8:55 AM happy and blessed
Sunday
*Lion @ 9:03 AM – Angry Asian Cookie – I have to run, but I
wanted to say I’m curious as to why you were parked in front of my building last
night
Angry Asian Cookie @ 9:07 AM Kinda odd question but if you really want to know: we drove around to find a spot to park and found it there then took a stroll to meet friends then we picked up the car for the next place to go have something to drink. lol Do you need more details?? You’re funny. Again, have a great and blessed day. FYI my brother’s security guard didn't park @ your building for any othe reason then the parking spot, and the mere fact that we met close by with friends. I didn’t pay much attention to where he parked until later. Hope these details help to kill your curiosity. Have a great day, and I hope you had a great evening last night!.
*Lion
@ 9:23 AM - Why are you getting so upset? It was odd to me that you were in my
isolated neighborhood at such a late hour. It was a simple question born out of
curiosity
*Lion @9:24 AM – It was a simple question. I’m thru with the
issue. Have a happy and blessed Sunday.
Angry Asian Cookie @ 9:42 AM
Just read your reply text: what is the issue of me being in your neighborhood @
that time?? Now you’ve got me curious.
A simple text message to inform an individual about what’s going on in his neighborhood [due do a coincident while finding a parking spot in a busy DC area] ends in an ANAL inquiry.. Apparently he took issue with my light-hearted and per request detailed response. If you ask me a question, then be prepared for the answer.
I was amused then, and am still amused about this ANAL response.
There are some simple remedies for
Anal problems:
Home RemediesA home remedy is a treatment or cure for a disease or other ailment that employs certain foods or other common household items. Home remedies may have actual medicinal properties that serve to treat or cure the disease or ailment in question.
Anal Hygiene: Proper Cleaning & Wiping Technique
Avoid rubbing with toilet paper or moist towelettes. This aggravates the hemorrhoids and irritates the skin.
Whenever possible, clean the area in a bath or a shower without using soap (soap is an irritant). Plain water or natural cleansing products are usually OK. Be sure to rinse the area well. Then gently dry the area by blotting it with a towel, or use a blow dryer set to light warm or cool.
Thick-quilted disposable baby wipes can be a suitable substitute for toilet paper when bathing is impractical. Be sure to wipe slowly and gently, and never scrub the area.
Anal Hygiene: Proper Way to Experience a Bowel Movement
Use the toilet whenever you feel the urge to have a bowel movement, even if it is several times throughout the day. Try to go as soon as you feel the urge to go; if you delay this urge by more than a few minutes, you might get a reflex constipation and loose the urge to go again for several hours. Prolonged sitting or excessive straining while on the toilet, allows the hemorrhoidal venous cushions to expand unnecessarily, causing hemorrhoid disease to develop or worsen. Avoid excessive straining with any bowel movement. A gentle pressure or straining of the abdominal and pelvic muscles is OK, but not for more than 30-consecutive seconds. Limit your time on the toilet from 3-5 minutes for any one sitting; if you have not completed an entire bowel movement, that’s OK; get off the toilet, walk around for a bit, and wait for the urge to have a bowel movement return. Don’t read, watch TV, talk on the phone, or play video games while sitting on the toilet, or else you might extend your time sitting on the toilet by more than a few minutes
A doctor will try to work out what the cause is. Before seeing the doctor, you may wish to keep a bowel diary for a week (look at the Bowel Control website listed in the useful contacts section). In difficult cases, an ultrasound scan can tell if the anal muscles have been damaged (for example, by childbirth). Medications such as loperamide can be used to prevent the bowel muscle squeezing too strongly and to make the faeces more solid.
Recently, a form of treatment called ‘behavioural treatment’ has proved to be helpful.
This teaches you how to resist the urgent need to rush to the lavatory. Look at bowel retraining in the self-help section of the Bowel Control website in the useful contacts section.
If the anal muscles are weak, injections of ‘bulking agents’ into the wall of the anus may help, but these have to be done by a specialist doctor and it is uncertain how effective the treatment is (British Journal of Surgery 2005; 92: 521–7). For
ANAL PROBLEMS, a surgical operation is a last resort and may not be successful.
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